Insert Chuck Norris joke

If you've never seen Lone Wolf McQuade, please treat yourself to the best Chuck Norris movie ever made. Lone Wolf gets buried alive in his awesome supercharged Dodge and has to escape. Look, I won't tell you what happens but the Dodge survives...
With all the Chuck Norris beard trivia flotsam floating around the internet over the past few years I wonder why this drawing hasn't already been made. Seems it wasn't and I needed to fill that gap- for you, the good people of the internet.
I bring you: Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris prefers to fight like a man--with his hands. Yet his beard is a ruthless killer, bound by no code but BLOOD.